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sorry, i just meant to make a little batter doodle and got… distracted… ^^; i cleaned up the sketch some, and then just totally… skirts, man. skirt, man. man in skirt.
. um, what was i talking about…? it rained today, i’m in a mood…
(hey, by the way, the outfit looks familiar for some reason, but i didn’t draw it with anyone specific in mind… is it Velma’s outfit?? from scooby-doo?? im losing brain matter by the second…)
#off game#off fanart#off (game)#off batter#the batter#men in skirts#sorry about that last tag ^^;#im a terrible fruit#terrible fruit: anything that isn’t a watermelon#just kidding im gay#oh um#off mortis ghost
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the best type of idkparx crumbs
#they're so funny#two bros#who need tO MAKE A SONG TOGETHER ALREADY#fruit roll ups barely counts and you know it#idkhow#dallon weekes#gloom division#idkhow but they found me#i dont know how but they found me#idkhbtfm#i don’t know how but they found me#waterparks band#waterparks#awsten waterparks#awsten knight#otto wood#otto wood serial killer real not clickbait#idkparx#what would dallon x awsten pairing be#awllon? dawsten? both terrible options#awstlon#dallten?#wow they have the worst names to combine ever#dallawsten#im sick im running on fever brain rn
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WAIT??? MY BOOPS??? THEY SHOW FROM MY MAIN. OH NO. HOW WILL EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT IS I, BOG, WHO IS BOOPING
#its bog-fruit oh my god.#I FORGET THAT EVERYTHING COMES FROM THE MAIN!!!!#AGONY!!! AGONY!!!#oh no.... so many people must be looking at their notifs like Who The Fuck Is This Idiot#ITS ME!!! IM THE IDIOT!!!#agony agony AGONY!!!!#this is terrible... oh its just Horrible...#night RUINED#< im jesting! this is a minor inconvenience#but also its. its devastating. how will they all know#ITS MEEEEEEEEEE bangbangbang LET ME INNNNNN ITS MEEEEEE bangbangbangbang#absolutely unprompted
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HI I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE INTO ADAMANDI HOLY SHIT. Can’t believe so few people know about this masterpiece of a musical
:OOOOO hai i agree it is criminally (haha yknow bc there are crimes..) underrated!! and really brilliant!!! discovered it literally midway through the week and akdfjgsjhdsjhjgdf
have a doodle of the saints :3
#this is kinda because on someone's insta i saw one of the saints doing a peace sign dksajh have smth silly#adamandi#ask me stuff???#realising i have to put my tags at the beginning before rambles or tumblr won't catch it#i am into adamandi. now. this is terrible timing because exam season but hMM the academic grindset really resonates now huh#the moment i caught myself in the ao3 tag i was like ''oh.''#i have so many thoughts. so many many thoughts. im so insane about this musical actually. also the fandom so far seems so nice#also yeah! the number of people who know about it is quite small huh.. it makes me kinda feel like im infiltrating the group... ?#late to the party as ever. but it's. so so good. such a musical ever the brainrot is real#also the way the creators themselves are active on tumblr :OO rly cool. ngl the tags they left under my posts had me#giggling screaming kicking my feet etcetera... and bc apparently i thrive off positive reinforcement that sparked the whole cut fruit art..#i am itching to know about the track thing with portia. also portrix real the lesbians keep winning!! also also i may have spent half a day#internet stalking ><. secret pinterest boards where :O#anyway thank you for the ask anon idk how to answer concisely but yes. adamandi. oh my god.#miscellany: can we appreciate ambrose's high notes.. also i was on wiki reading about ''apollonian vs dionysian'' it's insane#on yet another note. im entering my lin era rn i think. what a time. where can i run so true + vincent's surname my beloved. forest imagery#side note? tiny little detail i'd love to do smth about in the future: in word to the wise there's smth about “appraising your rings” and i#the one who pulls the strings beatrix mentions “bought my classmates rings” like. kjdfhsgjkhd???? thinks.#.. but new fav musical unlocked is all#between this and watt i am maybe into my murder musical era. confession that i don't do horror much because i have an overactive imaginatio#but like those two hit the spot. and i think organic imagery.. blood visuals.. is very cool// and the moment you start looking at literal#life and death situations then the dramaticness especially comes in and that's fun!! // also i read smth today about tragedy making you#appreciate irl stuff more. like ''wow thats messed up im sure glad that isnt me i love life''. and lowkey?? yeah
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Whenever fics specifically mention Nami or Sanji buying citrus at port I'm just like.....
That's why they have the tangerine trees???? Tangerines are very much citrus!! They will keep you from getting scurvy!! Like I appreciate the realism but the tangerine trees are very much right there!!!
#the trees are our convenient 'oh dont worry about scurvy' excuse!!! they showed up the arc after the scurvy infodump for a reason!!!!#do you know how much fruit these trees produce??? they flower and fruit at the same time okay and if the skin is thick enough it stays good#and you can make marmalade and stuff and ALL THAT WILL ALSO PREVENT SCURVY#all im saying is that nami would not go out of her way to pay for somwthing that is right there#if nami is buying citrus i expect the next line to be about the terrible citrus greening exposure that made all her trees inedible lmao#ANYWAYS TODAY IN MINOR FIC COMPLAINTS LMAO#my other complaint is that the trees should be drawn with blossoms more#citrus blossoms next to citrus fruit is such a delightful thing and my floridian heart wants more of it!!!!#lori chat
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#wtf boooooo just saw the new fruit plushies#why is it only 4/5 of the east blue crew#<-guy who knows full well they would still be pissed about an inevitably whitewashed usopp plushie#what is waterloo even doing here he doesnt even go here scram 🗞️🗞️🗞️#grapes are ROBIN’s fruit . tch .#mostly complaining bc the line releases today . the day im flying to jpn funnily enough#ugh terrible decision to go on this trip honestly . experiencing the quencies of last month solca’s choices#well whatever it’s gonna be fun i’ll just have to deal with fucking over my own grades when i get back i Guess#solar-talks
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has anyone made a edit between shigure and akito with mitski's "i'm your man" cuz i feel like that would go hard
#they're both vile and the song fits them wonderfully methinks#in their twisted terrible way#im rewatching fruits basket if u couldn't tell
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#to translate this post: someone liked this post i made (on the upper left) on AUGUST 28 having a moment of self awareness that i was running#away from my whole life and not moving or learni ng to drive or anything. it is now march 8. it has been almost 7 months. and i have made#basically zero progress. and there is nothing stopping me but me. i could read the drivers manual and whatever whenever i want. but i am not#doing anything. and i don’t know how to get myself to start.#purrs#i know it’s a cop out excuse but i truly do think it’s covid. i think being in lockdown for a year and a half made me just let go of any#sense of progress. made me scared to take steps forward. and i mean i did bc i lived on campus for a while after that but it’s like.. EVERY#part of my life is stagnant rn it seems. and it’s not just me it’s my siblings too. we’re all getting older but none of us is trying to move#out or gain our independence in any way and my brother isn’t even looking for jobs even though he needs one. we’re all just getting older#but we’ve lost (or maybe had knocked out of us by covid and our mom being so strict) any sense of moving ipward and spreading our wings.#forgotten we have wings at all. and ive done important things like going on a house tour or traveling with my besties (<3). but i have only#made it to page 8 of the drivers manual and i truly do not want to read the rest of it. i have only been on one house tour and im longing to#move out but how much am i really because i can’t bring myself to schedule another tour and start searching for a new home in earnest.#i just come home every day UTTERLY exhausted and spend all my free time trying to process or rest. and im not making room for myself to use#my wings. and it’s truly terrible. why are we all okay with living like this. my younger self would be HORRIFIED if she saw how much i had a#atrophied since graduating and moving back home. my brighton self would be HORRIFIED. i told myself i wouldn’t and then it’s exactly what i#did. and ik im being harsh and ive spread my wings in some important ways during this time but… these are so obvious. such low hanging#fruit in some ways. bc any 16 year old can take this test and pass it so why can’t i at 24? why won’t i let myself? dont i want a nice cozy#home i make my own where i can eat what i want and sleep when i want and have control over sounds? then why am i not running for it?#delete later#i am wasting my youth i am wasting my youth i am wasting my youth 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 my one precious life 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃#also LMFAOOOOO the next tag on that aug 28 post was that i need to get a new campus id card… guess who hasn’t done that either ♥️
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winter irl SUCKS but its the best stardew season by far
#all i do is fish and mine and tend to my poultry#no crops it is soooo beautiful#i plan on doing one more year with crops (other than wheat) to earn money to upgrade my coop + barn#as well as buy the livestovk#and then i will only grow wheat for food and focus entirely on the animals :-)#maybe fruit trees too at some point but idk yet#i dont like growing wheat but id rather grow it than keep buying hay#so whatever#also i wanna raise my friendships but i have no time#if i spend a day talking and giving gifts then i have no time to do anything else!!#im prioritizing my three faves rn but i like everyone:-( so i wanna be able to spend more time on that#the days are so short and i am terrible at time management
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i hate tomatoes
except for when i don't
#my posts#foodblogging#most of the time the texture and taste is just so bad#ill still force myself to eat them if theyre in a good sandwich#but i avoid them in just about everything else#in general i just don't like tomato flavoured things or anything that contains tomato pieces n stuff#except rn im eating grilled chicken with mozzarella and diced tomatoes tomatoes#and its not terrible#they're a bit on the chewier end and the flavour works okay with the chicken#i guess maybe they're a different kind or smth idk#i'd love fruits and vegetables if the ones at the store were..... good...#and also affordable#i hate
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My surprise song score at the end of the US leg: 6.5 🤪
#and the majority of these points were extremely low hanging fruit lol#im terrible at this game#but it’s fun!!#surprise song game
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putting aside views to like a character is so embarrassing.. i feel like austin powers monotonously going “yay capitalism”
#me with varvara in demons. yayyy hashtag girlbossery#not even the most problematic qualities of a character shsjcjcjs#IM NOT FAR in the book obv these are just impressions from chapter 2#i want to say this was me w waverhouse bc he kinda just had terrible views about women. but was a voice of reason in like everything else#for sneaze lmao. it was more a sense of ‘need him to be real so we can have fruitful discussions about art. and also arguments’#…i say voice of reason but he is literally the prankster of the book nvm
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there is literally nothing funnier to me than rereading my wips after a month or two.
i literally made myself cry reading something i wrote because it reflected my own experience with something so well and then i realised wait. thats because i wrote it. based on that specific thing.
#like im actually a lot better at writing than i give myself credit for#i really need to just beat myself into finishing some of those wips because theyre absolute fire#but when im writing my trash brain just goes 'omg this is terrible just stop'#just a personal vent post pls ignore this#angy fruit#mango speaks
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IM SORRY, but I need a whole smut fanfic with yandere ASMRtist where he just straight up fucks reader and posts it, and people like it
Even better if it was an accident! Although let me add a little disclaimer that this concept turned more BDSM-oriented than I initially planned, but it has no correlation whatsoever to ASMR. Just wanted to point it out because the community already struggles with the sexualization of content. The guy just happens to be kinky. Content: gender neutral reader, male yandere, NSFW, BDSM themes (bondage, spanking, collaring, name-calling)
He’s doing his usual sound recording, yet today it a little different. You're particularly cheeky, kneeling before him, back arched and bottom up. The pillow is soaked with your drool, lips forcefully parted by a bit gag. You're a mess.
Today, he's particularly aroused by your hooded eyes and damp skin. No harm in taking a break from his work, is there? His hand lands another rough spank, followed by his fingers tracing across your privacy. It seems he isn't the only one terribly pent up.
He gives you a little encouraging jolt before clarifying with a spoken order: "Spread."
You obediently follow his instructions, eager to be touched by more than his hand. He grins at your visible excitement.
"My, what a greedy whore you're being today. You're still red and swollen from the spanking, are you sure you want me to do even more damage?"
He presses himself into you as if to prove his point, though the feeling of his throbbing erection really only makes matters worse. You nod desperately and groan.
Once he's done pounding the life out of you, he stands up nonchalantly and dusts off his hands, gazing at his masterpiece: you're sprawled onto the mattress, heaving, dripping with his seed. Another fruitful day of pleasing his Darling.
He quickly finishes the last retouches of the recorded ASMR session and uploads it to his channel, distracted by the thought of a potential second round.
"Don't get up", he demands from his chair. "I'm not done with you yet." Judging by your expression, however, it's not likely you had any other intention to begin with.
Later in the evening, he idly checks his phone, somewhat surprised by the sudden influx of views and comments.
"Wow, this is probably your longest video so far. You're spoiling us", someone writes.
"What's the stuff at the end? Sounds bizarrely wet, yet tingly", someone else wonders.
His smile abruptly pales as it dawns of him: he never stopped recording. In a moment of anger, he throws his phone into the nearest wall, and you stumble over, startled by the commotion.
Damn it! That was his special moment. He feels like he'd just fucked you before the masses. His precious time - meant to be savored - has been tainted by the ears of plebeians.
He marches towards the bedroom, pulling you after him by the little house collar you must wear inside. No matter, he tells himself frantically, he'll just have to redo it. He'll fuck you even better this time, and it'll be for him only.
[Yandere!ASMRtist Concept] | [More yandere works]
#y'all my partner wanted to take a photo of me to commemorate my bravery in writing “throbbing erection” 😭#there's no chill in this house#only relentless mockery#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere asmrtist#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere smut#smut
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the post-trip depression has hit me really really badly i was sooo fine until now and maybe it’s the [redacted activity] but i feel really icky
#watning: sadpost#theres m01dy fruit in my fridge its in a cup but i still dont want to touch it#sorry i hate the word when it comes to food i hate m01d on food#it’s easier to look at that way#also the maitlands arent real and they never will be but i want them more than anything right now#i feel disgusting and gross and stupid#and so so so undeserving of anything nice ever. so im just going to curl up and sleep#terrible. i feel like im terrible
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i am filtering the glass onion tag i am filtering the glass onion tag i am filtering the glass onion tag
#smashy the cache#‘glass onion fucks with your memory’ sorry but yall are just gullible#how did yall watch knives out and then go ‘yeah rian johnson will be an impartial narrator’#its a fucking WHODUNNIT you dingbats!!!!!!!!!#every mystery writer since MISS agatha christie has been doing their best to lie to the audience#it is on YOU to remember stuff the characters deem irrelevant lmfao sorry yall#the movie is actively trying to make you the hastings or the watson or the dumbass who goes for the low hanging fruit#thats part of the reason ive grown to hate it so much lmfao its not a mystery movie made for the love of the chase or anything#its a mystery movie for people who have been turning their brains off every time they sit down for the mcus latest sludge#if you try to engage with it authentically its just. terrible.#the first one had the roger ackroyd angle going for it but glass onion is just. mean.#its trying to recreate a very specific kind of twist without the finess to understand why it works#‘oh you were trying to solve The Andi Mystery well PSYCHE DUMBASS there’s actually another mystery we havent solved that#but we have wasted your time anyway heres a bts clipshow from that little farce bc random pov changes are good mystery writing apparently-#THANK GOD RIAN JOHNSON WRITES HIS OWN MYSTERIES INSTEAD OF HIRING SOMEONE WHOSE JOB IT IS TO WRITE MYSTERIES#anyway#anyway.#im done. im over it. i will scroll past the filterd posts. i will not unhide them. i will live in ignorance.
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